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    November 07

    我爱安陆的理由


    我是安陆伢,我爱安陆的N个理由:
    我爱安陆,因为在安陆过早很便宜,豆腐脑5角,油条3角,1块钱吃一碗热干面
    ;
    我爱安陆,因为在安陆有太白广场,白天可以在广场上晒太阳,晚上可以看喷泉
    ;
    我爱安陆,因为在安陆府东街有夜市,不用去武汉就可以吃到臭干子,烤茄子,烤青菜,钱多你可以吃烤羊排
    ;
    我爱安陆,因为在安陆交通很方便,的士满街跑,舍不得你就搭麻木,有钱你就坐面的,怕掉底子你就坐富康
    ;
    我爱安陆,因为在安陆热天玩水,抹汗,不用买门票,府河大坝你游一天也没有人跟你收钱
    ;
    我爱安陆,因为在安陆去武汉去广州去北京,都不用转车可以坐汽车,也可以坐火车,天天都有车让你直达
    ;
    我爱安陆,因为在安陆有白兆山森林公园,白兆山里有个桃花洞,山里有个洗笔池,山顶还有个老白果树
    ;
    我爱安陆,因为在安陆有李白纪念馆,诗仙李白在安陆住了十年,最后成了安陆的女婿
    ;
    我爱安陆,因为在安陆网吧很多,德安中路一条街三四个,2块钱一小时,8块钱可以玩到天亮
    ;
    我爱安陆,因为在安陆房价真是便宜,500块钱一平方你就可以住富丽小区,楚跃小区
    ;
    我爱安陆,因为在安陆900块钱一平方你就可以住安陆的外滩嘉禾花园,有钱人的聚集地银河小区
    ;
    我爱安陆,因为在安陆公交车很方便,1路到伏水,2路到东大,3路到李园,招手就停车,1块钱直达
    ;
    我爱安陆,因为在安陆超市越开越多,喜欢吃海鲜的去中百仓储,买真货到全真,便宜到昌隆
    ;
    我爱安陆,因为在安陆美容美发一点不比武汉差,广场中间的朱氏美容美发排队都要等老半天
    ;
    我爱安陆,因为在安陆德安中路的专卖店一家挨着一家,佐丹奴,班尼路,以纯,喜欢穿休闲的你就去

    我爱安陆,因为在安陆想唱卡拉OK你就去红旗飘飘,想吃快餐去江万盛,想吃中餐去广场饮食一条街,想有情调吃西餐你就去德安中路的OK港湾;
    我爱安陆,因为在安陆有白花菜,炒鸡蛋,煮鱼,炒瘦肉,只要有白花菜,一口气可以吃两碗大米饭
    ;
    我爱安陆,因为在安陆过早有人帮你付账是经常的事,因为安陆太小了,冷不丁就碰到熟人和亲戚
    ;
    爱安陆,因为在安陆出去闯天下的安陆男人出去的时候身无分文,回来的时候就在安陆买房子,买车子,没结婚的还带个外地的女伢回来成了安陆的媳妇
    ;
    我爱安陆,因为在安陆回来过年的安陆有钱人都很牛逼,看看车牌吧,京B,京F,鄂A,粤A,粤B,粤S 广本,别克,丰田,宝马全都有,一个比一个显摆
    ;
    我爱安陆,因为在安陆麻将地主高手都很多,数一数你的亲戚里,不管男将,女将,总有那么一两个精角
    ”;
    我爱安陆,因为在安陆一中的伢读书超强都是读大学的料,二中的文科好,三中,职高的混混多
    ;
    我爱安陆,因为在安陆新疆小偷怕安陆的小混混,河西一帮,巡店一帮,府城一帮,各自为政,谁都不惹谁,谁都不怕谁
    ;
    我爱安陆,因为在安陆安陆男的会赚钱,女的会用钱,老的会攒钱,小的会花钱
    ;
    我爱安陆,因为在安陆有经典的方言,吃饭叫七饭,做饭叫烧火,吃菜叫燕菜,说假话叫车谎达白,利害叫握灶,青蛙叫克马,蹲地叫哭倒,侧所叫告屋,茶杯叫罢晚,打磕睡叫打阔树,刷牙叫洗口,长得漂亮叫长得刮气,小偷叫墙头,吃早餐叫过早,汤勺叫调杆,腿叫垮子,小腿叫小侉子,脖子叫井古子,客厅叫陶屋,蠢人叫哈把,洗澡叫抹汗,拖鞋叫添佰,游永叫打古球,吃烟叫唆烟

    结束语:

    爱之深,恨之切,狗不嫌家贫,儿不嫌母丑,纵然安陆有很多的不足,可安陆是生我养我的地方,我必须爱安陆。越来越多的安陆人走出去,也越来越多的安陆人回来。也许你拥有了很多财富,也许你身无分文,但是乡音难改,这里总有你牵挂的一草一木,一人一景。希望所有走出去的安陆人,学了先进的思想,有了先进的头脑,有了过硬的本领,积累了更多的财富,回来以后改造安陆人的思想,改造安陆的面貌,改造安陆人的生活。
    September 06

    This Makes You Realize a Few Things

    We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are. After that, we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage.

    The truth is, there's no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when? Your life will always be filled with challenges.

    It's best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway. Happiness is the way. So, treasure every moment that you have and treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time with...and remember that time waits for no one. So, stop waiting....
    - Until your car or home is paid off
    - Until you get a new car or home
    - Until your kids leave the house
    - Until you go back to school
    - Until you finish school
    - Until you lose 10 lbs.
    - Until you gain 10 lbs.
    - Until you get married
    - Until you get a divorce
    - Until you have kids
    - Until you retire
    - Until summer
    - Until spring
    - Until winter
    - Until fall
    - Until you die

    There is no better time than right now to be happy.

    Happiness is a journey, not a destination.

    So-work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, And dance like no one's watching.

    September 04

    Reach For Your Star ( by: Nancye Sims)

    Do not take anything as being forever, because forever is only as long as today.

    Know that the people who are the richest are not those who have the most, but those who need the least.

    That we are at our strongest when life is at it's worst, and at our weakest when life no longer offers a challenge.

    That it is wiser not to expect, but to hope, for in expecting you ask for disappointment, whereas in hoping you invite surprise.

    That unhappiness doesn't come from not having something you want, but from the lack of something inside that you need.

    That there are things to hold and things to let go. and letting go doesn't mean you lose, but that you acquire that which has been waiting around the corner.

    Most of all......
    remember to use your dreams as a way of knowing yourself better, and as an inspiration to reach for Your Star!